you shut the fuck up


I think the lowest point of The Worst Week in a While was sobbing, so full and deep, almost cathartic, in the alley, knees sinking into gravel, because I didn’t have my keys and Jane wouldn’t answer her phone to let me in.


i am having a VERY HARD week. i don’t have internet, so i’ve been spending a lot of money i don’t have on coffee or vodka sodas at the irish pub with wifi down the street, which means i’ve sort of been spending a lot more time on my job, but not necessarily getting more done, and i feel like i’m about to have a breakdown. i just want to get this job in new york and run away from all my problems.

(can i quit? can i just say, no, i’m not doing it anymore??)

i’ve been there for a year and i feel like i’ve suffered irreversible mental issues because of it.


doomeddear:

safe space. 

i always want to reblog kristin’s selfies bc she is so beautiful and i miss her so much

doomeddear:

safe space. 

i always want to reblog kristin’s selfies bc she is so beautiful and i miss her so much


last night I went to this very swanky party by chicago mag bc curbside won best whatever 2o14 and it was a room full of things like “best donut,” “best taco,” “best gross wine” and there was an open bar and it was kind of unbelievable!! oh also there was just a table full of unground bags of intelligentsia making it my third bag of free intelligentsia but the first one that wasn’t stolen? is that a secret? oh, also I still don’t have internet


catherine was here pt. 3

catherine was here pt. 3


Where the HELL is my iphone???

Where the HELL is my iphone???

(Source: azzpuzzy, via catsturbation)



sometimes, rarely, but sometimes i will eat normal meals like a normal person but also sometimes usually the same day when i’m feeling particularly dour i will eat a sandwich that is basically a loaf of bread with a pound of shaved ham and i will eat the WHOLE THING


nippedcat:

He produced a vial of violet-blue capsules banded with dark purple at one end, which, he said, had just been placed on the market and were intended not for neurotics whom a draft of water could calm if properly administered, but only for great sleepless artists who had to die for a few hours to live for centuries.

someone reblogged this and i read it again and ah same as it was

(via mistermoondust)


my new favorite thing is willow pape jokes

my new favorite thing is willow pape jokes

(Source: kazuichisuoda, via bagelbrother)


heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

(via flaming-nips)


angelingus:

sopranos spoiler alert

remember when christopher was high and sat on adriana’s dog and killed it

I’ve felt like the gross tear stained towel dog my whole life and I now feel like adriana POWERFUL and BEAUTIFUL there is a halo as big as my aura around me

amEN


(Source: ferllys, via oh-myalphabet)


ummm HELLO

ummm HELLO


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