i started watching united states of tara, like, ten minutes ago and i’m already done with the first season.
there’s literally no food in my house that isn’t vegetables or greek yogurt and all i really goddamn want is A PIZZA. SCRAMBLED EGGS. TOOOOASSSTTTT
I WANT A GRILLED CHEESE
kirkus named zero fade in their best of ‘13 list!! and the book editor of slate included it in his top 15 of ‘13!! and all these events i’ve been trying to plan for weeks (months?) are finally materializing and working themselves out! with compensation! i’m poor as fuck and not happy with my life right now but all this work has to pay off sometime, right?
ooh sweet b making us stir fried veggies with black beans, yam noodles, and a whole stolen spice rack at his disposal
I’m 3 craft beers deep and I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
UFO McDonald’s, Roswell, New Mexico - To celebrate the town’s association with UFOs and conspiracy theories, it opened a themed restaurant with a mysterious exterior and a peculiar interior