sick so i just want to sleep
i’m doing nanowrimo is like asking if i’m okay with giving up all my rare hours of fun and happiness and hating my life even more
i did hw and watched ssn 1 of 30 rock on dvd because i didn’t have internet and i cleaned my BRAND NEW BOB-FREE apartment for hours and then didn’t do more homework and then ryan and kerry came over and i felt so fucking awful and sad and then everyone else came over and i got drunk and it was much better. irrelevant text post.
Day five of vegetarianism: Ham, I want it.
some girl posted the bootylicious video on facebook and said, can’t get more 90s than this and i’m like, 1 that’s so not 90s and 2 that was released in 2001
if i’m supposed to drink more fluids does beer count?
I DON'T FEEL AND IT FEELS GREAT
funny watching tyler and david play smash because every five minutes they’ll say “one more” and it’s completely silent accept for the occasional giggle or vicious “fuck off”
day 1 of vegetarianism
i ate my weight in cheese
my column was due six minutes ago
HAVEN’T STARTED IT!
65283.) I avoid any and all romance but I am...
this is so lame
i’m going to be a imposter-arian which means i won’t eat meat but will gorge on eggs and cheese i’m copying julia so i can follow a strict diet and lose fifteen pounds morgan, be proud of me!
Anonymous asked: i just wanted to tell you that your entries about how you hate your body make me sad because i think you are absolutely beautiful and unique and super super lovely
it sounds like there’s music playing and i think i’m losing my mind
saturdays are for feeling ashamed of yourself